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Title                   :Real_TwotFlap
Version                 :1.0
Release Date            :5.4.99
Filename                :Real_TwotFlap.unr and Twat.utx
Author(s)               :Stimes Addisson aka Palsied Twat aka Stimes Addisson aka Herbal Trousers aka plasma manifold aka Timothy Wilson, otherwise known as some guy
Email Address           :addisson@tampabay.rr.com
Web Page                :members.tripod.com/~addisson
Description             :CTF map with two dodgy little hubs in a valley-type setting. It's a party without all the kissyface.

Where to get this map   :Twat Klan homepage (above), Nali City, and maybe the UDM Third Party site, right, who knows. http://www.unreality.dk/udm

Additional Credits to   :No body, foo! I'm a solopsist, is that how you spell it? And I rarely vacuum my carpet. But thanks to all the Twat clanners, lulupea, virgin and leaky for testing it with me and maybe pooh, zuel, dman and everbody else who chirped up from the peanut gallery.

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--- Play Information ---
Game                    : Unreal
Level Name              :Real_TwotFlap
Single Player           :No 
Cooperative             :Hopefully, but with ctf ya never know . . .. 
Deathmatch              :Certainly, of the Real Variety
Dark Match              :That's be kinda dumb.
Difficulty Settings     :No
New Sounds              :No
New Graphics            :Yes, twat textures.
NewUnrealScript         :No
External DLLs           :No
Known bugs              :None, yet, let me know if you run into anything. Er, wait I think there is a little bsp hole in the sky if you stand on a certain spot.

--- Construction ---
Editor(s) used          :UnrealEd
Base                    :From scratch, several of the new textures are just modified, though.
Construction Time       :Hmm, that's a toughie. Maybe a couple of days, all told, and then some testing.


Installation
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Unzip into your unreal/maps folder. Yoink!

Extended description:
Just load it up, damn you. I will add that there is some "adult" content, mainly that the flag logos are replaced with vaginas. I will likely release a "clean" version in the future, if it's desired -- hell, I don't know if anyone will even play the thing.

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Copyright / Permissions
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This level is copyrighted by TAWilson 1999.

Authors may / may not NOT use this level as a base to build additional levels.

You are NOT allowed to commercially exploit this level, i.e. put it on a CD
or any other electronic medium that is sold for money without my explicit
permission!

You MAY distribute this level through any electronic network (internet,
FIDO, local BBS etc.), provided you include this file and leave the archive
intact.

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