Retard Girl Voice Pack v1.0 - by Jonathan Perregaux
jonathanp@computersi.com

A loony and wondrously offensive voice pack written, produced and performed by Jonathan Perregaux. Included in this all-original Unreal Tournament package are 32 pathetically funny taunts, 16 dumb-as-a-rock acknowledgments, 16 drooling friendly-fire remarks, all team-oriented bot orders and absolutely no political correctness whatsoever.

PARENTAL ADVISORY: MATURE CONTENT. This voice pack has been rated R for mature language and vulgarity. Players under the age of 17 may only listen to these taunts if accompanied by a parent or guardian. Hopefully, they will explain that retarded people are indeed "special," and should not be laughed at or mocked in any way--unless, of course, it would ruin a perfectly good joke.

INSTALLATION
The Retard Girl Voice Pack is installed automatically with a UMOD file. This makes it easy to uninstall should you prove unable to withstand the gut-busting mirth provided and require a permanent reprieve. Two files, "RetardGirl.u" and "RetardGirl.int," are installed into your UnrealTournament/System folder. Also, the line "ServerPackages=RetardGirl" is added to the [Engine.GameEngine] section of the UnrealTournament.ini file in your UT system folder. Remember that you can't use this voice pack on-line unless the server you're connecting to also has it installed.

NOTES
This voice pack was built and tested for Unreal Tournament version 436 but should be compatible with all other versions. All voice work was recorded and mixed with Sound Forge version 4.5 (http://www.sonicfoundry.com).

CREDITS
Myself, without whom making this voice pack would have been, well, impossible really.

DISTRIBUTION
This file is Lameware. If you use/like/keep it, you are under the lame obligation to do absolutely nothing at all worth mentioning and return nothing back to society. I would also invite you to avoid voting if at all possible. Please continue wasting your shriveled brain on personality-destroying games like Unreal Tournament. Thank you.

If you include this file in a compilation or commercial product, you are under the legal obligation to request permission from the author first and then send him a free copy of your final product. If not, you will spend all of eternity attempting to stick a penny in your dick hole and pissing it across the room into a can--under Satan's personal supervision.

This UMOD file containing the Retard Girl Voice Pack may be distributed freely as long as it remains intact and is not modified in any way. You may not sell or make a profit from this package without prior, written consent from the author, Jonathan Perregaux. If you do, a magic fairy will tap your sleeping skull at night and cause your rectum to be spontaneously herniated out of your ass and then drag behind you in your shoe for seven years.
