Jonny Voice Pack v1.0 - by Jonathan Perregaux
jonathanp@computersi.com

A drop-dead hilarious voice pack written, produced and performed by yours truly, Jonathan Perregaux. But don't take my word for it. Included in this all-original Unreal Tournament package are 32 vile taunts, 16 smart-ass acknowledgments, 16 killer friendly-fire remarks, all team-oriented bot orders and other unspeakable miscellany.

PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT. This voice pack has been rated R for mature language and vulgarity. Players under the age of 17 may only listen to these taunts if accompanied by a parent or guardian. Hopefully, they will provide the necessary guidance for you to cope. (It should be especially interesting to see how they handle explaining the intricacies of, "Hey, cover me you cock smokin' butter asses!") They might even make you erase all of your games and go to Boarding School, but that’s just a chance you’re going to have to take.

INSTALLATION
The Jonny Voice Pack is installed automatically with a UMOD file. This makes it easy to uninstall should you prove unable to withstand the gut-busting mirth provided and require a permanent reprieve. Two files, "Jonny.u" and "Jonny.int," are installed into your UnrealTournament/System folder. Also, the line "ServerPackages=Jonny" is added to the [Engine.GameEngine] section of the UnrealTournament.ini file in your UT system folder. Remember that you can't use this voice pack on-line unless the server you're connecting to also has it installed.

NOTES
This voice pack was built and tested for Unreal Tournament version 405b. All voice work was recorded and mixed with Sound Forge version 4.5 (http://www.sonicfoundry.com).

CREDITS
Myself... without whom making this voice pack would have been quite difficult indeed.
Jason Karlek... my friend, co-producer and co-writer--whose voice I've never actually heard (cakehole).
Dan Arnold... for wringing out a few bugs one late night.

DISTRIBUTION
This file is Lameware. If you use/like/keep it, you are under the lame obligation to do absolutely nothing at all worth mentioning and return nothing back to society. I would also invite you to avoid voting if at all possible. Please continue wasting your shriveled brain on personality-destroying games like Unreal Tournament. Thank you.

If you include this file in a compilation or commercial product, you are under the legal obligation to request permission from the author first and then send him a free copy of your final product. If not, you will die slowly and in a great deal of agony, I suspect.

This UMOD file containing the Jonny Voice Pack may be distributed freely as long as it remains intact and is not modified in any way. You may not sell or make a profit from this package without prior, written consent from the author, Jonathan Perregaux. If you do, then I hope you fall asleep under a tree and wake up with a mouthful of owl shit.
