Charles Montgomery Burns Voice Pack for Unreal Tournament 2004
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Version 2.0 by Tux Android (axelong93.newwave@gmail.com)


Introduction
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This is a voice pack of Mr. Burns from the animated TV series The Simpsons, as
the richest and most powerful citizen and the owner of the Springfield Nuclear
Power Plant.  Parkis G has luckily found the deadboy's Mr. Burns voice pack for
UT2003 that didn't show up in the voice drop-down menu, but this version (UT2004),
I made a little .INT file to make the voice pack appeared and I'm using UnrealEd
3.0 to adding some text and abbreviations and importing some sounds.  Basically,
the voice packs for UT2003 doesn't have any .INT files instead of making the .U
package and the "push content" .UPL file to make the voice pack available.  This
is a voice pack with sounds for most events as well as the Order and Other sounds
but all of them are unused, similar to my Freddy Krueger voice pack.  The sounds
are 8-bit, 11 kHz mono .WAV files (I'm really sure that the sampling rate will
make understand but less audible and quality loss).

Happy Holidays and Maligayang Pasko to all UT fans! :)
More voice packs may follow in 2012!

Important Note:
The original UT2003 README file for this voice pack is included below, but the
installation process has CHANGED.  I've left the readme intact for reference
purposes, but please DON'T follow the installation instructions contained within,
or your voice pack won't work.

Samples:
"An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image."
"Excellent."
"What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

Contents:
12 Acknowledgments
0 Names
16 Friendly Fires
10 Orders
46 Other/Miscellaneous
48 Taunts


Version History
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v2.0, 25-Dec-2011
*  My updated release for UT2004.  Some issues were fixed and modified in the
   UT2003 version.
*  Voice pack texts and abbreviations are included while you're playing.
*  Rearranged some sounds to make it more understandable.
*  Boosted the TransientSoundVolume value to 1.0 (as the 2003 version of the pack
   was a little too quiet.  Many thought that this was a bug in Unreal Editor, as
   no matter how the .WAV samples were modified, UT still defaulted them to play
   at a specific volume).
*  Adding some additional sounds of Mr. Burns caught from the following URL below:
   - http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/sidjames/210/mrburns.htm
   - http://dimitry.tripod.com/burns.html

v1.0, 08-Dec-2002
*  deadboy's original release for UT2003. (Titled "The Monty Burns UT2K3 Voicepack")


Installation
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1. Place the .U and .INT files in your UT2004\System directory.
2. Run UT2004.
3. Under the Player or Bot voice drop-down menu, select "Mr. Burns v2.0".

If you use this voice pack on a server, you may add the following line to your
UT2004.ini file under the heading [Engine.GameEngine]:

ServerPackages=MontyBurnsVP1


Voice Pack List
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Here are the following list shows the contents of this voice pack.  Translations
of the voice are shown in square brackets [ ].

Acknowledgments:
- It doesn't matter what your name is you idiot!
- Ahoy-hoy?
- Oh, that takes me back.
- Hotdog.
- That's preposterous.
- Excellent.
- Mr. Burns old fashion good time.
- Hail, brothers.  Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
- Bah, no time.
- Poppin' Fresh!  You gluttonous little dough boy!
- Woopty-doo, Mr. President!
- An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image.

Friendly Fires:
- I'm disappointed in you.  [FF]
- YOU'RE FIRED!  [FF]
- I will not suffer your insubordination.  [FF]
- I can't take much more of your blundering numbskullery.  [FF]
- Oh please, I can't bare another thrashing!  [FF]
- It didn't used to be this way at all...  [FF]
- What do you think this is, a tanning salon?  [FF]
- Bah!  The hell with it!  [FF]
- Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery.  [FF]
- Damnation!  [FF]
- Oh, fiddlesticks!  [FF]
- If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering
  all over your face, what would you say?  [FF]
- Oh, son of a bi-!  [FF]
- You are quite good at turning me on!  [FF]
- We, er, we make cookies here.  [FF]
- What in blue blazes do you think you're doing?  [FF]

Orders:
- Do as I say.
- Stop everything!
- Bring him to me!
- I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer.
- Release the hounds.
- I'm putting you where the action is.
- Do as I say.
- Cooooh...I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart!
- Cooooh...I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart!
- Oh, yes, that's very important.

Other/Miscellaneous:
- To the plant!  We'll take the spruce moose!  Hop in!
- Come on, come on, while were young!
- I'm going to get your lucky charms!
- Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
- Organs...leaking vital fluids...
- Dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
- Smithers, what's happening?
- We've heard enough of that bliv-blav and him-ham already, get to the bloody
  point!
- What do you think, Smithers?
- When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me.
- We're going in.
- It's all falling into place...
- Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow?  I like the cut of his jib.
- Have the Rolling Stones killed.
- I'll have to kill them all.
- This party is over.
- Isn't life grand?
- Kiss my sorry butt good-bye.
- o/' Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to
  the lobby and get ourselves some snacks. o/'
- Cooooh...I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart!
- You'll see the Statue of Liberty wearing Lederhosen before you see Germans
  running my plant!
- Thank you for making my last few moments on earth socially awkward.
- Oh, meltdown.  It's one of those annoying buzzwords.
- Do as I say.
- Look at them all through the darkness I'm bringing, they're not sad at all,
  they're actually singing.
- Oh, yes, that's very important.
- I don't like being outdoors.
- Then I'll just have to...ATTACK you!
- Have you ever seen the sun set?
- What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
- Smithers, I'm going to die.
- There'll be plenty of apples for you.
- Shine on, you crazy diamond.
- Oooh, the Germans are mad at me.  Oooh, the Germans!
- Tell my secretary that you could have a free apple!
- Now let's burn rubber, baby.
- I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
- Smithers, I've designed a new plane.
- Murdered Pearl.
- You buttoned-down maggot!
- Simpson, eh?
- Who the devil are you?
- Call my lawyers!
- You call this a super computer!
- We prefer to call it an unrequested fision surplus.
- o/' Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns! o/'

Taunts:
- You may now praise me as your almighty!
- Want it black, don't you?  Black like your heart!
- Resistance is futile!
- Tocnikrabda, mistah Boons.
- There's something I've wanted to do to you for years!
- Well I say, hard cheese.
- I crippled him myself to inspire you.
- Fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
- Yes, you're in deep doh now.
- Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!
- Excellent!
- You're the fattest thing I've ever seen!
- I'm so scared!
- I specifically said, no geeks!
- But who here has the guts to stop me?
- My worst, eh? 
- You'd kneel before me?
- I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!
- Well, that's leprosy for you.
- Slug-a-beds!
- ::diabolical laugh::
- Well, who's mad NOW!?  ::diabolical laugh::
- Terrible at everything, a complete moron!
- Morons.
- Nothing can stop me now.
- Damn their oily hides!
- Thank you.  Get out!
- Shut up, you!
- Pisparch!
- There's a rocket in my pocket.
- No one will be spared.  NO-ONE!
- From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
- That means, you're terrible!
- I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime!
- Yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned.
- I will wreak a terrible vengeance...
- Yes, woopty-doo!
- I am have to go.
- Yoink!
- I'll ground you into the earth like a bug!
- ::diabolical laugh::
- ::surprising::
- You lose, get off my property!
- Lollygaggers.
- Be gone from my sight.
- As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague.
- Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hung over drones.
- Dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.


Copyright Information
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Credits to 'deadboy' for making the original Monty Burns voice pack for UT2003
I converted, and also Matt Groening for creating this character (and his famous
TV show too).  Plus Harry Shearer for the voice of Mr. Burns plus the various
characters the worked out.

This voice pack is freely available for non-commercial use.  You must obtain
written permission for me to exploit this voice pack commercially.

You MAY distribute this voice pack freely, provided all files in the archive are
included and remain intact, unmodified and unaltered.

Unreal® Tournament 2004 ©2004 Epic Games, Inc. and Digital Extremes.  Unreal and
the Unreal logo are registered rademarks of Epic Games, Inc.  All Rights Reserved.
All other trademarks and trade names are property of their respective owners.


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==  ORIGINAL UT2003 README FILE  ==
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==  The Monty Burns UT2K3 Voicepack -By deadboy 12/08/2002                                                                 ==
==  (for more voicepacks http://www.geocities.com/jcaucig/mypage)                                                          ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns the eccentric billionaire from television's "The Simpsons". Mr. Burns is more than    ==
==  sufficiently weird and abusive for a voice pack.This soundpack has 112 sounds all Monty, including 43 taunts, 8        ==
==  acknowledgements, 13 friendly fire, all orders and other sounds.                                                       ==
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==  INSTALLATION                                                                                                           ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  Place Monty_Burns.u and Monty_Burns.upl in your UT2003/System directory                                                ==
==  Place Monty_Burns.utx in the UT2003/textures directory (Note: the utx file is only an in game photo, and not a model   ==
==  skin)                                                                                                                  ==
==  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   ==
==  You MAY ( I don't think this is neccessary ) edit your user.ini file to use the new character. Change the              ==
==  [DefaultPlayer] section of the user.ini as follows:                                                                    ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  [DefaultPlayer]                                                                                                        ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  Name=<YourPlayerName> (whatever you like)                                                                              ==
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==  Class=Engine.Pawn                                                                                                      ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  Character=Monty_Burns                                                                                                  ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  team=0                                                                                                                 ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  Optionally add the text from Monty_Burns.XPlayersint.txt to your UT2003\System\XPlayers.int file                       ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  You can also select Monty as a bot if You use custom bots option.                                                      ==
==  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==   ----- Set up UT2003.ini and MD5 database for running a server -----                                                   ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  To use the new Voice Pack in online games, you must provide the <YourPackage>.u file and the <YourPackage>.upl file    ==
==  to the server administrator. The server administrator must put these in their UT2003\System folder, and edit the       ==
==  UT2003.ini file by adding the package to the [Engine.GameEngine] section, as follows:                                  ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  [Engine.GameEngine]                                                                                                    ==
==  CacheSizeMegs=32                                                                                                       ==
==  ...                                                                                                                    ==
==  ServerPackages=Monty_Burns                                                                                             ==
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==  Very important: The server administrator must also rebuild the server's MD5 database by running the following command  ==
==  in a DOS / Command window in the \UT2003\System folder (many thanks to ZYX2323 for sending this information!)          ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  For original retail version: UCC MASTERMD5 *.U                                                                         ==
==  For patch 2136 version: UCC MASTERMD5 -c *.U                                                                           ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
==  If you don't run the ucc mastermd5 command, servers with cheat/hack protection turned on will stop you from joining    ==
==  the server. All sorts of bad things will happen (trust me), including corrupt connection messages (often seen only     ==
==  after the first game). This is a standard restriction that affects all voice packs, unless the server has added the    ==
==  .u file AND rebuilt their master MD5 table (or added the packed to the existing MD5 database).                         ==
==                                                                                                                         ==
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==  Known Bugs- Monty's picture won't appear in team games, but this occurs with all custom pics currently.                ==
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==  Comments- jcaucig@ameritech.net   (http://www.geocities.com/jcaucig/mypage)                                            ==
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==  THANKS & ACKNOWLEDGEMENT                                                                                               ==
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==  Matt Groening for creating The Simpsons                                                                                ==
==  Harry Shearer, the voice of Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns ( catch Harry's radio program Le Show on National Public  ==
==  Radio Website:  http://www.wyso.org/wysopgs/leshow.html )                                                              ==
==  The writers of The Simpsons who give words to Monty                                                                    ==
==  Thanks to Fraggin_Phun.                                                                                                ==
==  I used his excellent tutorial from: http://members.rogers.com/fraggin_phun/UT2003_VoicePacks.html                      ==
==  Material from tutorial has been copied in to this readme.                                                              ==
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